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Par eric le dimanche 16 juillet 2006, 11:40 - "sport" - Lien permanent

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"Les joueurs français ont tous controlé positif... au fait d'être des "trous du cul" !.."

Délicieuse petite déclaration de M. Lance Armstrong à une soirée de remise de prix sportifs, organisée aux "Taz'unis" par la chaine sportive ESPN, extraite de toute une série d'âneries sarcastiques et francophobes, que ce cerveau brillant a cru bon de proférer à un public hilare, et ainsi amuser la galerie..

Scientifiquement parlant, on savait déjà que la daube qu'il s'injectait dans les veines "à la pompe à vélo", ne stimulait que la partie musculaire de son individu..

Ce que l'on connaissait moins, c'est le pourcentage de sa matière grise contenue dans chacuns de ses prélèvements urinaires, et qui passait par la case "lavabo"... sans passer par la case "analyse"..

Quand on joue trop longtemps à l'animal de laboratoire, on finit avec un Q.I de baboin..

La preuve..

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